Can I Get It?

🏠 Homebuyer Delusion Calculator Think you know what you can afford? 🏠

📊 This Month's Reality Check

Arizona Close suburbs leads in delusion scores this month with an average of 25. Must be something in the water! 💭

🏆 Most Delusional Cities

1. Alaska City center 12
2. Arizona Close suburbs 25

📈 Community Stats

Calculations: 2

Avg Delusion: 19/100

Reality Seekers: 100%

💭 Think you can beat the average? Take the quiz below and find out!

💰 What's Your Budget?

Maximum Budget

$400,000

Getting Warmer

$150k $300k $500k $750k $1M+

🔨 Home Condition Expectations

Preferred Condition

Move-In Ready

Perfect for busy lifestyles

Fixer Needs Work Move-In Ready Renovated Luxury New

🛏️ How Many Bedrooms?

Minimum Bedrooms

3 Bedrooms

Family Friendly

1 2 3 4 5 6+

🚿 Bathroom Preferences

Minimum Bathrooms

2 Bathrooms

Civilized

1 1.5 2 2.5 3+

📍 Location Dreams

State

Area Type

✨ Must-Have Features (Check All That Apply)

🏊 Swimming Pool

🚗 2+ Car Garage

🏠 Finished Basement

🌳 Large Yard

💼 Home Office

👨‍🍳 Gourmet Kitchen

⏰ When Do You Need This House?

Timeline

💳 Down Payment Reality Check

Is your down payment ready?

Yes, I have my down payment ready

No, I'm still saving/hoping for a miracle

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📊 Quick Stats

Cities Analyzed: 53

Market Tiers: 4

States Covered: 48

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Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only. Your actual house hunting experience may involve more crying and less laughing.